It’s one of those fantastical I-can’t-believe-this-is-happening-even-as-I’m-writing-that-it’s-happening stories: Dick Simpson has applied to replace Langdon Neal as commissioner on the Board of Elections.
Hey, man, I’m just keeping it simple for my easily distracted and bamboozled fellow citizens of Chicago.
In any event, Neal recently decided to step down from the election board.
Sorry, got a little carried away.
You can’t ask for more than that.
Good luck, Professor Simpson.
