“Where in the world did you find this?”
Not just any gold record they give away to bands or artists that sell
enough and move enough units to warrant it. Not a meaningless symbol of
recorded sales of a dying industry. But a symbol of humanity, an effort to
capture what life was like on a pale blue dot in a far-off solar system.
“I had it made. I did some research. Made some calls. It’s completely 100%
accurate. It’s a reproduction.” No reproduction could ever be this good.