Faith No More and System of a Down boast two of the fiercest baritones to spring from early-90s rock, and both bands are back on the festival circuit—which means their front men will face off at Riot Fest. It’s not a literal showdown—they perform on different days—but that means you can see both Serj Tankian and Mike Patton bellow, howl, and roar to the heavens. What if they were actually put to the test, though? Which singer would win a Mortal Kombat-style duel? Compare their fighter profiles and decide who’d finish whom.
Weakness: The American prison-industrial complex
Weapon of Choice: The gimp
Set Time: Faith No More plays Fri 9/11 at 7:45 PM on the Rock Stage.
