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If, by chance, the voters of Illinois, in their infinite wisdom, elect Bruce Rauner as our next governor, Matt Farmer’s gonna be in a heap of trouble!

OK look, Mr. Rauner, please allow me to make an appeal on Matt’s behalf.

But it’s parody. He’s just pretending to be you.

There’s that verse that goes . . .