Ten Annoying People Walk Into A Bar On Mixology

• ABC
• Looking for love in specifically one wrong place.

According to voice-over narration provided by a character named Bruce, ABC’s new sitcom Mixology is “the story of ten strangers, one night, and all of the stupid, embarrassing things we do to find love.” I watched the premiere episode, and if I had that narrator gig, I think I would have said something more like: “Mixology is like being condemned to purgatory if purgatory were a bar filled with unlikable people.”

Anyway, Tom attempts to hit on Maya and it goes terribly and she’s really unkind to him. He still wants her phone number, of course, because she’s hot, and, against all odds, he gets it! What’s next for Tom and Maya? A proper date? Marriage? Kids? I’d tell you, but I’m stuck with a bunch of jerks in this awful bar.