- A&E
- Who wouldn’t want to spend seven days alone with this fella?
The lord giveth, the lord taketh away. And vice versa.
In episode one we met Billy and Jeanne, a couple who’ve been dating online for six months but haven’t met because he lives on Long Island and she’s in southern California. Granted, six months isn’t a very long time to get to know a person, but once the two have been locked up together, there’s almost no indication they know each other at all; they might as well be strangers. Maybe they are. For instance, Jeanne was completely unaware that Billy is disgusting, a thing he demonstrates in a variety of ways, but most notably by having a tattoo of a camel on one of his big toes. “If you can have a camel toe, I can have a camel toe,” he explains to Jeanne, who can hardly focus because her life is flashing before her eyes.